Greetings, valued liquidation personnel.

MegaCollections™ is proud (or at least legally obligated) to announce a festive visual enhancement across our liquidation program.

What’s New in the Pride Compliance Update™?

- Not much but something colorful details!

- Pride flags inside the office level

- Slightly more colorful FX

- And maybe new BigHard PowerelessPoint slideshow...

Why?

Because destruction is for everyone.
Because bureaucracy knows no orientation.
Because the only label that matters here… is “Replaceable.”

... Or just vacuum silently and pretend this update never happened.
Either way, thank you for playing Liquidation Day and keeping your compliance points™ above acceptable thresholds.